Sarah Palin:
What is your take on global warming and how is it affecting our country?
A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location. I'm not one though who would attribute it to being man-made.Newsmax 29.Aug.08
Sarah, how is it affecting our country?
Well it's the end-times, so it's okay.
But God still cares more about little babies than about old people, so there must be more time left.
Maybe we should start building rockets? Or giant crosses, really giant ones, like that could only be seen from space, like across Utah, the whole state from border to border.
As the economy starts eating people in droves, and the weather keeps shaking the whole thing silly, it would give us a project, something to do.
Take our minds off the fact that driving cars, not Divine Will, is ruining the only home we'll ever have. The drug gasoline has wrecked our lives.
She's not one though who would attribute it to being man-made.
So it's either, what, God, the devil, or natural stuff like, you know, the sun and the moon.
No worries. Already prophesized.
We should now draft all the psychiatric professionals in the US into some great army and mandate them to confront and make clear and plain the insane unlogic Palin's affliction causes her to suffer under, plus all the other millions of like-minded idiots. Heal them before they kill us all.
But then that's sort of the point. She's not really suffering, we are.
She's dim, and nuts, and cute. No worries.
The demi-urge gloats at the madness his faithful give voice to, because of what it does to the rest of us.
How disheartening it is, if you're not stupid and crazy.
Courage, brothers and sisters, the end is not yet.