Anyway, do you know how hard it is to get on welfare and food stamps? Well kids, let me tell you: writing a book and getting it published was easier--hey, giving birth to the Solid Gold Dancers out of your butt would be less painful, and getting welfare and food stamps is a constant and demeaning job. I would've gotten a job at McDonald's or some fast food joint, but couldn't get a hair net big enough.
Erika Lopez at Junction City we hear you
