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[ ISSUE 17 - MILK FART ] My Asian-born, California-bred friend David unwittingly boils down the negative dietary influence of western civilization on traditional cultures which has lent itself to the overall rise of worldwide obesity, heart disease, and diabetes. "My dad's farts are usually totally clean," he says. "But the second he drinks milk, it's like he shit in his pants."
{GIANT ROBOT is a funny magazine}