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The Sea - South Coast Diaries - Seethru Zine
Her: Hey, you! Stop doing that!
Me: Uh?
Her: Why are you putting that towel over your head like that?
Me: You what???
Her: The towel. It's upsetting my children. They keep asking what you're doing. Benjamin, come back here.
Me: I'm re-lighting my cigarette. It's windy.
Her: I know what you're doing, and it's disgusting. I don't want my children seeing that kind of thing.
Me: Do you want your children to hear loads of swearing?
Her: No!
Me: Well go away then.
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