Simon Cowell, has said she may never live it down.

"She's two pounds away from applying for statehood," publicist Michael Levine quips.

"Her audience is growing up," publicist Howard Bragman says. "But she's not."

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Add Sarah Silverman's harshing easy-money post-Britney-performance and what do you have?
Don't look, no matter what you do.