Todd Warren, a Sunday School teacher at Prairie Oak Community Church in Andover, Minnesota, questioned a 16-year-old boy about masturbation and homosexuality, then told him to write "What would Jesus do?" on his penis in order to avoid temptation. Nobody is that kinky.

from Joe Bob Briggs

{probably most males raised in a mainstream Christian religious environment have thought about this, especially around the onset of puberty. what Jesus would do is precisely the point. Jesus disappears from public view at 13. without a trace. and doesn't re-appear until he's 30. so what he'd do about sex is entirely and completely not available. to boys who most need guidance at that time. and are then forced to rely on the council of 'men' who are repressed at best, and often perverted whether conscious of it or not.}