Troops to Guard Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil armageddon cartoon mammalian rodent in apocalyptic fanfare of bucktoothed simplicity coupled with compassless moronic technological insipidity. not to mention the desperate striving for some kind of tradition that no longer has any substance beyond the electronic hum of transformative ingathering. which is to say putrid and sad without the redemptive aspects of real emotion. a high school bakesale for the wrong team.